THE JOURNEY IS THE REWARD
If we are making progress towards our goals, chances are we are winning and achieving something every day. Memories we make together along the way are priceless. We may not reach all our goals, but everyday we have a chance to get better, to learn something new, and to solve problems in different ways. Living in and appreciating the present can sometimes be the greatest reward of all.
ZOMBIE MATH! |
JOKES......MWUAAHHHHHHH.....Q. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein! Q. What kind of music do mummies love? Wrap music. Q. How do ghosts wash their hair? With shamboo. Q. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling. Q. What is a monster’s favorite dessert? I scream! Q. What does a witch use to do her hair? Scarespray! Q. Why do vampires always seem sick? They’re always coffin. Q. What’s scarier than a monster? A momster. Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them. Q. What do you call two witches who live together?Broomates. Q. Why don’t vampires have a lot of friends? Because they are a pain in the neck. Q. What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand-witch. Q. What kind of monster likes to dance? The boogeyman. Q. Where do werewolves store their junk? A were-house. Q. Where do ghosts like to go swimming? Lake Erie. Q. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank. Q. Why can’t Dracula play baseball? He lost his bat. |
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